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Joker Variations on Batman's Famous Question

By Mick Reilly Joke Ideas (Unformed) 2025-09-09 16:09:14

Drunk Joker be like why so Beerious Batman? Happy Joker be like why so Cheerious Batman? Shakespeare Joker be like why so Learious Batman? Crying Joker be like why so Tearious Batman? 365 days Jok... Continue Reading »

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You gotta be pulling my pork right now

Similar to pulling my leg but for like a food related prank. Could be funny in t...

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Ranking New York's Senate Delegation by Pickleball Prowess

America's cultural definition of a sport is murky, nebulous, and undeniably stup...

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You gotta be pulling my pork right now

By Mick Reilly Joke Ideas (Unformed) 2025-09-09 16:08:47

Similar to pulling my leg but for like a food related prank. Could be funny in the right circumstance maybe.

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Ranking New York's Senate Delegation by Pickleball Prowess

By Mick Reilly Opinions (Mean) 2025-09-09 16:07:15

America's cultural definition of a sport is murky, nebulous, and undeniably stupid. Despite this, and contrary to Twitte... Continue Reading »